Funny Spiderman Quotes.

Funny Spiderman Quotes: Funny Spider-Man quotes add a pleasant touch to the web-slinging superhero’s adventures. Spider-Man, known for his quick wit and humor even in the face of danger, has given fans many special and funny lines throughout comic books, movies, and animated series.

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Funny Spiderman Quotes

• “With great power comes great responsibility.”
• “We all have secrets: the ones we keep… and the ones that are kept from us.”
• “It’s not about the shoes, it’s about what you do in them.”

• “The more you do, the more you can do.”
• “Sometimes, to do what’s right, we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.”
• “I’ve made enemies.”

• “Every day I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.”
• “Do you think what happened to you, Peter, was an accident?”
• “We have the power now.”

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• “I’m issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.”
• “Not everyone has a happy ending.”
• “Your father lived by a philosophy, a principle really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things.”

• “Peter, secrets have a cost. They’re not for free.”
• “Being brilliant’s not enough, young man. You have to work hard. Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind.”

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• “What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?”
• “He’s just a kid.”
• “The untold story has now been told.”
• “I’ve made a choice. This is my path.”

• “I have nothing to hide.”
• “What are you, Peter?”
• “You’re Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.”

• “I’m responsible for what happened to Uncle Ben.”
• “Sometimes people die.”

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• “This is the path I’ve chosen, isn’t it?”

• “We all have secrets.”
• “You’re a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that’s a good thing.”
• “The only way to win this war is to find out what they are, find their weakness, and destroy them.”
• “If you’re gonna steal cars, don’t dress like a car thief.”

• “Peter, what are you doing?”
• “The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.”
• “I’m not saying I’m Spider-Man. I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Spider-Man in a room together.”

Funny spiderman quotes

• “Do you think Spider-Man’s insurance is really high?”
• “Spider-Man must be great at basketball with those slam dunks.”
• “If Spider-Man and Batman got into a fight, who would win? My money is on the guy who can shoot webs.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite restaurant? The web diner.”
• “I bet Spider-Man never has to worry about losing his keys. He probably just sticks them to the wall.”
• “Spider-Man’s biggest fear? A can of Raid.”
• “Do you think Spider-Man has ever walked into a spider web and apologized?”
• “Spider-Man’s dating profile: Enjoys long walks on walls and fighting crime in spandex.”
• “If Spider-Man was a chef, his specialty would be web soup.”
• “I asked Spider-Man for his autograph. He gave me a web address.”
• “Why doesn’t Spider-Man need the internet? Because he already has the world wide web.”
• “What’s Spider-Man’s favorite month? Web-ruary.”
• “If Spider-Man had a rap album, it would be called ‘Web of Rhymes.'”
• “I bet Spider-Man’s Halloween costume is just Peter Parker in regular clothes.”
• “Spider-Man’s workout routine: Climbing the corporate ladder.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Road, because every road is a web.”
• “Why did Spider-Man join the band? He wanted to play the web drums.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite board game? Twister.”
• “I asked Spider-Man if he ever gets tired of saving the city. He said, ‘It’s just my web of responsibility.'”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite dance move? The web-swing shuffle.”
• “What does Spider-Man put in his coffee? Web sugar.”
• “I bet Spider-Man has a great sense of humor. He’s always caught up in his own web jokes.”
• “Spider-Man’s least favorite subject in school? Web design.”
• “Why did Spider-Man start a blog? He wanted to spin a good yarn.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite music genre? Trap, obviously.”

Spider Gwen quotes

• “I tried to tell Spider-Man a joke, but he already knew the punchline.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite movie? ‘The Webfather.'”
• “If Spider-Man had a podcast, it would be called ‘Webcasts from the City.'”
• “Why did Spider-Man go to therapy? Too many tangled emotions.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite holiday? Websgiving.”
• “What’s Spider-Man’s favorite fruit? The web-erry.”
• “If Spider-Man was a stand-up comedian, his catchphrase would be ‘Web you later!'”
• “I asked Spider-Man if he’s a morning person. He said, ‘No, I’m a night crawler.'”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite TV show? ‘Webbed Wonders of the World.'”
• “Why did Spider-Man become a detective? He has a great sense of web-duction.”
• “I bet Spider-Man never gets lost. He always follows the web.”
• “Spider-Man’s favorite subject in school? Webonomics.”
• “I told Spider-Man he should start a cooking show. He said, ‘I’m already great at whipping up sticky situations.'”
• “Why did Spider-Man start a fashion line? He wanted to spin the latest trends.”
• “Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now.” – Spider-Man (Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Sometimes you have to be your own hero.” – Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “When will I know I’m ready?” “You won’t. It’s a leap of faith.” – Peter B. Parker and Miles Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

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• “The hardest thing about this job is you can’t always save everybody.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Alright, people, let’s do this one last time.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I see this spark in you, it’s amazing. It’s why I push you, but it’s yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.” – Uncle Aaron (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “We are all Spider-People and we’re counting on you.” – Peter Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “You’re the best of all of us, Miles. You’re on your way.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Never give up. It’s like breathing, you do it because you have to.” – Spider-Man Noir (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “You can’t think about saving the world. You have to think about saving one person.” – Aunt May (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Every decision you make affects the people you love.” – Aunt May (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I love you, Miles.” – Jefferson Davis (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

The amazing spider man quotes

• “In this universe, you’re the amazing Spider-Man. And you’re the spectacular Spider-Man. And you’re the… um… the Spider-Man.” – Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “It’s not about the mask, it’s about the responsibility that comes with it.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Sometimes people drift apart, Miles.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “The past is not past. It informs every step we take.” – Uncle Aaron (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “We’re all Spider-People. We’re counting on you.” – Peter Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “We’re a little team.” – Spider-Ham (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “We’re going to be okay, right?” – Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I’m right here.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man, and I’ve buried him.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I love you all, but you have a very, very big problem on your hands.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “What makes you different is what makes you Spider-Man.” – Uncle Aaron (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I’m gonna miss him.” “I’m gonna miss him too.” – Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

Spider quotes funny

• “You don’t get how the real world works. Dog eat dog.” “Not my world.” – Peter B. Parker and Miles Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “You’re a lot like your father. You really are, Miles.” – Jefferson Davis (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Every choice you make affects the people around you.” – Aunt May (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “I think I know that guy.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Miles, where did you go?” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “You have to go home. I work alone.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “The only way to get up there is if you fly.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “If I don’t destroy the collider, none of us will have a home to go home to.” – Miles Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “It’s okay, it’s okay. We’re a little team.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “When do I know I’m Spider-Man?” – Miles Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah?” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt a real superhero.” – Stan Lee (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “It’s not the ‘real world.’ Whatever you choose to do with your life, it’s up to you.” – Aunt May (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “You’re the best of all of us, Miles. You’re on your way.” – Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)
• “What’s up, danger?” – Miles Morales (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)